{"id":237,"date":"2009-11-22T23:54:30","date_gmt":"2009-11-22T15:54:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/?p=237"},"modified":"2012-01-25T02:45:58","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T18:45:58","slug":"macaron-schmacaron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/?p=237","title":{"rendered":"Macaron Schmacaron!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><strong>&#8216;i beg to differ. the queen bitch of all things pastry are macarons. they are the absolute diva whores of the baking world.&#8217; &#8211; Nix (in one of the comment boxes).<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t agree with <a href='http:\/\/walgreensmailorderpharmacy.com\/products\/lithium-carbonate.htm'>you<\/a> more Nix! which is WHY you don&#8217;t see <em>Macofreakinrons<\/em> on the menu! I did went for a Macaron-making class earlier this year..and guess what? even the GURU&#8217;s macarons came out like those LUCKY lady biscuits. Flat and &#8216;feetless&#8217; that i couldn&#8217;t make out whether it needed volumizing shampoo or a wheel chair. \u00a0 Not satisfied with the outcome himself, the &#8216;pastry guru&#8217; ended up making a second batch..which came out ok..but by that time, i was like who gives a s#it.\u00a0 I want my MONIES back. Maybe u can teach me? i won&#8217;t sell them. promise \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I am yet to find a full proof macaron recipe. If only i knew french. All the books on macarons seem to be in french kan? Maybe ill get a french maid.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it was another fruitful weekend. Thank you to those who ordered. Thank you for the endless support , kind words and loyalty.seriously. i heart each and everyone of you.<\/p>\n<p>Next slots are for Thursday and Friday! Oh and do check out\u00a0 <a href=\"www.twitter.com\/sasbrownies\">www.twitter.com\/sasbrownies <\/a>tommorrow as i will be giving out free brownies &amp; blondies (thanks @mahzu!) to those who tweet <em><strong>@Sasbrownies I want candy!<\/strong><\/em> upon me tweeting <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><strong>CANDY!!!! <\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>how exciting kan?<\/p>\n<p>You will LOVEEEE MOndays~ @ TheCakery<\/p>\n<p>luv.peas.brownies,<\/p>\n<p>Sas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;i beg to differ. the queen bitch of all things pastry are macarons. they are the absolute diva whores of the baking world.&#8217; &#8211; Nix (in one of the comment boxes). I can&#8217;t agree with you more Nix! which is WHY you don&#8217;t see Macofreakinrons on the menu! I did went for a Macaron-making class [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brownie-love","category-brownie-slots"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":296,"href":"https:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions\/296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecakery.sasmonroe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}